Fans Of Rustic Humor Gifts

Kelly's Kountry Kitchen: 'You call this Korned Beef & Kabbage!?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

I think he must have been in marketing before --- He's all about branding.

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

COWS: Spare cow

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Would Sir care for a hot towel?'

A plunger in an outhouse

Early American Think tank

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Close, but no cigar!

Nice six-pack!

Cow Pat Planning

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

'I'm a fat cattle buyer.'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

'Got any cud flavour?'

"Can you milk a cow?"