Fans Of Icy Adventures Gifts

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Baking

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"You call this ice?"

Football fan

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"We used to be cooler."

Bobsled Police.

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

Hockey Goal

After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.

'I am smiling.'

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

Snow cones serve yourself.

Ice Fisherman followed by a colony of penguins.

"-And this property even has a swimming pool!"

Penguin meets polar bear, saying: 'Well, ONE of us is in the wrong cartoon.'

Slipping Insurance $5.