Ice And Snow Fanatics Gifts

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Bless You."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

A skier and a paraglider

"You call this ice?"

"I love this time of year."

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

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A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Ski kicker.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'You win. Go out and play.'

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Weather today.

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"