Ice And Snow Fanatics Gifts

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Bless You."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Buggy with Snowplow.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Flake News

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

A skier and a paraglider

"I love this time of year."

Ski kicker.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"You call this ice?"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'You win. Go out and play.'

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

Weather today.