Fan Of Cold Escapades Gifts

'I am smiling.'

Snow flake

Good News about winter

"Bless You."

Crowded Ice Fishing

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Say, I just had a thought

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Rats! Frozen again!

"I surprise you every year!"

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."