Fan Of Cold Escapades Mugs

'I am smiling.'

Snow flake

Good News about winter

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Bless You."

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Rats! Frozen again!

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home