Fans Of Funny Quarrels Pillows

'Have you been complaining to the baker about leaving the bread outside?'

'A cheeky red?'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Raised by Dogs

'Hon, I'm home!'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

'Today is. . . Tuesday! We are going. . . on a picnic. . . I am. . . an idiot.'

"And what would you consider your legacy to be, Dr. Fauci, when all of this is behind us?"

'You're healthy as an eohippus!'

Arm puncture...

'You're sexy when your mind is somewhere else.'

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Boring Bedtime Stories.

You must be this tall to bump head on sign.

'I can remember when this was just ice.'

"I'm interested in the debt consolidation package your bank has been advertising...."

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

'As soon as we exchaged vows we started exchanging barbs.'

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"

'I was hurt in a boating accident. I tripped over a rack of oars at a sporting goods store.'

Bullroom Dancing.

The sorcerers' fancy dress party was turning out to be a lot of old 'warlocks'!