Lover Of Furry Feuds Pillows

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."

"I was almost that last year."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

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"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"Another slander suit!"

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Do you have to do that every time?'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

Cat and Dog Fights.

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Strikeout Dog

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

'We double-dog dare you.'

"Once again, Dave blew the date when his instincts got the better of his etiquette."

"God, they're needy."

"Spot, it's for you."

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

"...P.S. Stay off the furniture!"