Lover Of Furry Feuds Mugs

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."

"I was almost that last year."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

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"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

"Another slander suit!"

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

'Do you have to do that every time?'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

Cat and Dog Fights.

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Strikeout Dog

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

"God, they're needy."

'We double-dog dare you.'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"...P.S. Stay off the furniture!"

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

'And you need some reading material,eh?'