Furry Rivalries Fan Mugs

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Christmas Pets

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Puppy.

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Dog Love.

Dog Training.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"We'll take him."

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'