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"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Christmas Pets

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Puppy.

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Dog Love.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Dog Training.

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'