Fanatic Observer Gifts

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Bowled over again!

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Currently Boston

"My computer just texted me."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

The commentators want to run the officials...

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Football supporters.

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

Glimpses One Dollar

"Hey! This is news."

The Government That Cried Wolf

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

Dirty Tricks Dept.

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

Men and Women's changing rooms

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'This model comes with F.S.H - P.S. - E.W. - C.C. - A.B.S and B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.'

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

*2020

Screenwasher cleaning buggy.

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

'The demeanor of this judicial panel doesn't bode well for your appeal.'

Please, please please let me be the one to tell him we outsourced his job.

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

Highway ends with sign "Whatever"

"He knows nothing of the Superglue theft and he's sticking to the facts."