Fame Observer Gifts

'It appears we're part of a celebrity subculture: unknowns.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

The americanisation of vulture.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Horse statue throws off rider.

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"That shirt is so last year."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Fired Big Shots Who's Who.

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"If you get accepted into the art world I suppose that'll be the end of us merely sunbathing."

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

Pop up hell

"The organism is so rare there are no Chicken Soup for the Soul books dedicated to it."

"You don't think it's too Johnnie Cochran?"

"Do you mean you're really famous or youtube famous?"

"We now begin to notice that very few major modern writers have had big hair."

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"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."