Fame Analyst Gifts

"In the future, everyone's going to stop talking about being famous for fifteen minutes."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Jack Gleeson

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Get me public relations!'

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

Lover's leap and Infatuation leap.

Woke Jersey Shore

" ... and markets closed lower today on news that markets would close lower today."

Sissy Spacek

Fired Big Shots Who's Who.

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

The Evolution of Pop Culture Scapegoats

I know why your insults aren't bothering anyone. Tell me meathead. We live in an insult culture. People are accustomed to getting insulted, and by professional critics. Simone Cowell, Bill O'Reilly, Dr. Laura

'Why are you so bloody cheerful?'

Cara Jocelyn Delevingne

Royal Mail Privatisation

Anne Hathaway

'Shouldn't we pull this corporation over and ask for directions.'

'I was not prepared for this!'

'I need a spell to vanquish Harry Potter hype.'

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."