Fame Analyst T-Shirts

"In the future, everyone's going to stop talking about being famous for fifteen minutes."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Get me public relations!'

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

Fired Big Shots Who's Who.

Woke Jersey Shore

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'Why are you so bloody cheerful?'

Royal Mail Privatisation

'Shouldn't we pull this corporation over and ask for directions.'

"Are we maximizing our time together or minimizing our efforts?"

'I was not prepared for this!'

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."