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'Get me public relations!'

Anna Calvi

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Jack Gleeson

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

Leo McKern

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Viggo Mortensen

Meryl Streep

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Daniel Day Lewis

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

Emma Watson

Mark Zuckerberg

As Seen On TV

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

Oliver Reed

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Elle Fanning

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."