Fame And Fortune Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Get me public relations!'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Leo McKern

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

As Seen On TV

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

Los Angeles 250 Miles

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."