Fame Observer Prints

'It appears we're part of a celebrity subculture: unknowns.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

Anna Calvi

The americanisation of vulture.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Jack Gleeson

Horse statue throws off rider.

"That shirt is so last year."

100 best beheadings

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Glenn Hoddle

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

Fired Big Shots Who's Who.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"If you get accepted into the art world I suppose that'll be the end of us merely sunbathing."

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

Anne Hathaway

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

TV Zoo Trivia

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

Pop up hell

Publish Your Weight Machine for Celebrities

"We now begin to notice that very few major modern writers have had big hair."

"The organism is so rare there are no Chicken Soup for the Soul books dedicated to it."

"You don't think it's too Johnnie Cochran?"

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."