Fandom Observers Gifts

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Science fiction fans on other planets

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Victorian Pub Scene

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

'Of course I get annoyed when people walk past and stare in the window. . . we're on the 18th floor!'

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

Self-Improvement/Self-Involvement

'A fair trial was probably too much to expect with His Honor hailing from Boston and my client being a known Yankee fan!'

'You're new here, aren't you.'

Actualities - 'I'd rather see a hurricane whirling through my garden than one of these devilish crinolines!'

"That's the last time I watch Sarah Palin's 'Alaska'!"

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