Fandom Expert Gifts

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Church for sports worshipers.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

A woman watches football on her computer.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Vannamania

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. You know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Football Angel

'Oh, don't even think about living life vicariously through me!'

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."