Fandom Community Gifts

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Church for sports worshipers.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

A woman watches football on her computer.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Vannamania

"I take it your team lost again!"

Football Stadium

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"