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'A fair trial was probably too much to expect with His Honor hailing from Boston and my client being a known Yankee fan!'

Planties

Planties

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Church for sports worshipers.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

A woman watches football on her computer.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

The Great Rainbow of China

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

Don Giovanni

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Vannamania

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

Baseball Angels