Fan Experience Explorer Gifts

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Birds Following Witch.

Schrödinger and his cat

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

"I've been feeling more transparent."

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

Next stop: moon!

Flight Simulator,"It was great until they came round with the in-flilght meal."

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

Absurd flying machine

On a windy day in 1735, a new wig gives Bernoulli an idea.

'It wouldn't work out, Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet explorer, and you're Google web browser.'

"Okay. You have two choices. Jump - and discover the joy of flight. . ."

Heat Wave Podium

Airplane VS Paper Airplane

'How could you have thirty years of experience when you're only twenty?'

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'