Fandoms Gifts

Planties

Planties

"Sorry, no, I really don't care if your team wins."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Pastries and Candy

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

A Club Sandwitch.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Divine Desk Bins

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Currently Boston

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

A woman watches football on her computer.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.