Fandom Gifts

"I'm a big fan of your work."

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

"OK, Cynthia, I'll tell you about my hopes and dreams, my joys and my passions. But be forewarned - they all concern a particular sports team."

'Have you given serious consideration to adding investment-grade Star Trek trinkets to your portfolio?'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

'Come on England!'

'Oh, don't even think about living life vicariously through me!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more..." Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

'Do you always root for your home town team?' 'No, I root for the visiting team when we're on the road.'

Football fan's grave - "He never really stopped fighting did he?"

I, Maryanne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or for poorer, until death do I watch.

'Unlike you, I never felt loving Lucy was a binding social contract.'

'George is Jessica Ennis' biggest fan.'

Football Angel

A woman watches football on her computer.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Baseball Angels

"I was hoping to be rescued by a Marvel superhero."

"Let's go, Mets!"

"Is it wrong that I miss Jerry Garcia more than my parents?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Wow! This is just like the tv show I've spent my whole life emulating!"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Science fiction fans on other planets

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Did you see the latest 'Star Wars' trailer? O... M... G!!!"

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."