Fandom Gifts

"I'm a big fan of your work."

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

"OK, Cynthia, I'll tell you about my hopes and dreams, my joys and my passions. But be forewarned - they all concern a particular sports team."

'Have you given serious consideration to adding investment-grade Star Trek trinkets to your portfolio?'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'Do ya feel it? It's like a dahk, smelly cloud descended on us. Somethin' rotten...somethin'...EVIL!'

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

'Come on England!'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

'Oh, don't even think about living life vicariously through me!'

'Sorry, but TREKKIES are not considered an organized religion.'

Church for sports worshipers.

"It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more..." Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

'Do you always root for your home town team?' 'No, I root for the visiting team when we're on the road.'

Football fan's grave - "He never really stopped fighting did he?"

I, Maryanne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or for poorer, until death do I watch.

'Unlike you, I never felt loving Lucy was a binding social contract.'

'George is Jessica Ennis' biggest fan.'

Football Angel

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Science Fiction is for dorks!"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Baseball Angels

"I was hoping to be rescued by a Marvel superhero."

"Let's go, Mets!"

"Is it wrong that I miss Jerry Garcia more than my parents?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Love is easy to find. I'm looking for someone to talk Battlestar Galactica with."

Vannamania