Fanatic Couple Gifts

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

I like the Jets...I guess

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Bowled over again!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Werewolves of London..."

What's an Imax cave?

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'She posted her first blog today.'

Giant slug attacks a city

Currently Boston

Star Wars Audience

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Which part are you reading for?"

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Blockbuster Billion Club

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Starvation Watching

Cinemuck

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."