Fan Of Comedic Gifts Pillows

"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Solitaire card shark.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Acme Coffee Co.

Chilli Quartet

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

Nail Bar

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

Extra wheelie bin for cats.

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

A homeless man sells t-shirts of himself.

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

That's very thoughtful of you - a check for five gallons of gas.

Useless gifts for elephants.

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

Ernie was sick and tired of socks and jocks every Christmas.

A different way of hunting pheasants.

'Didn't you buy me exactly the same book for my birthday last year?' 'Yes I did... I hope you'll read it this year...'