Fan Of Comedic Gifts Gifts

"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Solitaire card shark.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Chilli Quartet

Acme Coffee Co.

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

Nail Bar

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

'Oh great...another new tie.'

Extra wheelie bin for cats.

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

A homeless man sells t-shirts of himself.

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

That's very thoughtful of you - a check for five gallons of gas.

Useless gifts for elephants.

'Didn't you buy me exactly the same book for my birthday last year?' 'Yes I did... I hope you'll read it this year...'

A different way of hunting pheasants.

The art of regifting

Everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go...

Ernie was sick and tired of socks and jocks every Christmas.