Fan Of Animal Jokes Gifts

'I've got a mind not to leave anything over for those annoying vultures.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Faster, Georges, faster!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

The americanisation of vulture.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Oh Hi!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Author does not do tricks."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Penguin

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'