Family Tree Digger Gifts

F&E Genealogy. We we share a family tree, a few squirrelly characters are likely to fall out.

Family DNA

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'He's got your nose.'

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'There's no stigma in being brought up by apes - I was an adopted child too.'

"As if we didn't already know too much about ourselves, we're having our DNA done."

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

Who's your daddy?, INC. It

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

Man at desk researching through papers.

"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"

Evolution explained.

"Tia Carmen, are we related to Luis and Walter Alvarez?"

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

'Just between you and me, I'm descended from very small dinosaurs.'

"Our ancestors used all the hair genes."

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I'm beat! Was work too hard for you? I didn't notice you helping dig, haul, plant or water dad's nursery. Boo hoo! He paid you, didn't he? Yeah. But I'm too tired to spend it! Now I can help.

"I traced my family tree. This is it."

'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'

She's got your eyes.

"Let's see now...genealogy books...genealogy books..."

'I started a family tree too, but I gave it up fairly quickly: Way too many relatives...'