Family Tree Exploration Gifts

"Gerald took a home DNA test and it claimed he was 0.5% Cherokee Indian."

Family DNA

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'He's got your nose.'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'There's no stigma in being brought up by apes - I was an adopted child too.'

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

Who's your daddy?, INC. It

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

Man at desk researching through papers.

"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"

"Tia Carmen, are we related to Luis and Walter Alvarez?"

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

"Our ancestors used all the hair genes."

'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'

I'm beat! Was work too hard for you? I didn't notice you helping dig, haul, plant or water dad's nursery. Boo hoo! He paid you, didn't he? Yeah. But I'm too tired to spend it! Now I can help.

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"I traced my family tree. This is it."

"Let's see now...genealogy books...genealogy books..."

'I started a family tree too, but I gave it up fairly quickly: Way too many relatives...'

"I think my grandmother might have married him and brought him home after the war, since then he's just been sat by the fire..."

7 Reasons You Might Be Irish. . .

"You're the hardest client we've ever had."

"My ancestry results said my DNA was 4% Wales."