Family Tree Exploration Gifts

"Gerald took a home DNA test and it claimed he was 0.5% Cherokee Indian."

Family DNA

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'He's got your nose.'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'There's no stigma in being brought up by apes - I was an adopted child too.'

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

Man at desk researching through papers.

"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"

"Our ancestors used all the hair genes."

'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

"I traced my family tree. This is it."

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"Let's see now...genealogy books...genealogy books..."

'I started a family tree too, but I gave it up fairly quickly: Way too many relatives...'

"I think my grandmother might have married him and brought him home after the war, since then he's just been sat by the fire..."

"And these are my ancestors. . . Malcom. The mighty, Simon the Strong, Byron the Brave. . . And Fenwick the Flatulent . . . We don't talk about him much!"

"You're the hardest client we've ever had."