Family Tree Explorer Gifts

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

Twig! That book's not for you! What's the problem? It calls modern romance boring. We shouldn't be afraid of a broken heart. There is collateral damage. If you run off and get your heart broken

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

'He's got your nose.'

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'My grandpa was a Pole.'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'I didn't even know there WERE people like this!'

'I started a family tree too, but I gave it up fairly quickly: Way too many relatives...'

"I know her from somewhere. She's either my mother or my daughter."

"Oh, that one? Hmmm, to be honest, I'm not sure if he's my son, grandson, great grandson or just a neighbour..."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'There's no stigma in being brought up by apes - I was an adopted child too.'

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

Are we going to raise her as a cat person or a dog person?

Man: 'My family tree is infested with termites.'

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

'Instead of a baby sister, Dear, Daddy and I will give you your choice between kitten or puppy.'

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

"Do you think he's taking this security blanket thing a bit too seriously?"

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"

'I've traced out family tree back to some lizards in the Mesozoic era.'

"I traced my family tree. This is it."

'Well, he's the only boyfriend I didn't dump immediately. . . Stay on your toes, mister. The jury's still out.'

'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'

"The sitter's here, honey!"