Genealogy Explorer Gifts

'Try searching Criminal Records for your father's family history.'

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father of our Country'?"

"Any history of diet or exercise in your family?"

"We can learn a lot from cemeteries. In many ways, headstones are excellent records of human society."

"My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. They scraped them off the bottom of the boat."

Pumpkin ancestry

Several generations live together in Cuba

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

'He's got your nose.'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Gone Fishing

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

Peace in shackles.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Robot Attack in Bath

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

Gene Manipulation

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!