Genealogy Seeker Gifts

Ancestors.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

Welsh airport arrivals.

'He's got your nose.'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

How Moms explain.

'I've turned into my mother.'

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

Antcestry.com

"Mum, just curious: when you did the family tree, did you research all the way back to our ancestors on Noah's ark?"