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'Ted thinks he looks like his side of the family, but I don't see it.'

"This is your great-great-great-great-great uncle Pernico. I heard a lot of stories about him. He really wasn't all that great."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

'Are we there yet?'

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Welsh airport arrivals.

'He's got your nose.'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

In my day, they didn

Thomas Keneally

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

Quick, follow that star

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"Ma didn't want to leave out anyone."

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

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