Ancestry Enthusiasts Gifts

I always felt I should have been born into royalty, Doctor Kapuchnik. If it's any consolation, Al, you're a royal pain.

A caveman paints from life

Several generations live together in Cuba

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Family DNA

'Are we there yet?'

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Thomas Keneally

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

In my day, they didn

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

Quick, follow that star

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Censorship | Not Censorship

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alexander Pope

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

'One of my forebears.'

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'