Ancestry Enthusiasts T-Shirts

A caveman paints from life

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

'Are we there yet?'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Thomas Keneally

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Quick, follow that star

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'One of my forebears.'

Alexander Pope

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."