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Tia Marisela sure has a big tombstone. I didn't know she was so important."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Several generations live together in Cuba

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'Are we there yet?'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Thomas Keneally

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'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Quick, follow that star

"Ma didn't want to leave out anyone."

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

The best time capsules are our children.

William Wordsworth

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

'One of my forebears.'

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."

"One day son, all this will be going with me."