Genealogy Aficionados Prints

Tia Marisela sure has a big tombstone. I didn't know she was so important."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Several generations live together in Cuba

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Family DNA

'Are we there yet?'

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

In my day, they didn

Thomas Keneally

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

Quick, follow that star

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"Ma didn't want to leave out anyone."

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'One of my forebears.'

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

William Wordsworth

Censorship | Not Censorship

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

The best time capsules are our children.

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."