Genealogy Lovers Prints

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Family DNA

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

Welsh airport arrivals.

Ten Commandments

'He's got your nose.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

How Moms explain.

'I've turned into my mother.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Mahmoud Abbas

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"