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'And that potato was your Mother's great-great-Grandfather.'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

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'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

'One of my forebears.'

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

Man: 'My family tree is infested with termites.'

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

"Mum, just curious: when you did the family tree, did you research all the way back to our ancestors on Noah's ark?"

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

"As if we didn't already know too much about ourselves, we're having our DNA done."

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"

Billy listened spell-bound as his grandfather told him magical tales about the adventures of his ancestors.

'I've traced out family tree back to some lizards in the Mesozoic era.'

"Just your resume. We're not interested in the DNA testing."

'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'

"I traced my family tree. This is it."

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

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In today's lesson, we'll talk about our ancestors 'The Mammoths'