Ancestry Admirer Gifts

"And these are my ancestors. . . Malcom. The mighty, Simon the Strong, Byron the Brave. . . And Fenwick the Flatulent . . . We don't talk about him much!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

A trevor of trainspotters

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

The Kali De Milo.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Medusa and Perseus.

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Teddy Roosevelt

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Antiques

'One of my forebears.'

What are you doing? You promised we'd watch it together!

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

Mangle

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

I always felt I should have been born into royalty, Doctor Kapuchnik. If it's any consolation, Al, you're a royal pain.

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"Mum, just curious: when you did the family tree, did you research all the way back to our ancestors on Noah's ark?"

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

Ancenstry.com Your results: Oak: 80% Pine: 12% Maple: 3% Unknown: 5%

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Early career fair