Ancestor Admirer Gifts

Jimmy, Sixth-Generation Pain in the Ass.

"Mum, please, tell me I take after your side the family."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'So basically - your descendants are slime and you crawled from under a rock.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

bird interprets modern art

Robocop and Juliet.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Doughboy Dad

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Robot walking pet robot

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Roasted

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Prisoner still life painting.

'Picasso'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Operation Chrome Dome.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"It's a great work!"

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."