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Jimmy, Sixth-Generation Pain in the Ass.

"Mum, please, tell me I take after your side the family."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'So basically - your descendants are slime and you crawled from under a rock.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Robocop and Juliet.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Doughboy Dad

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Robot walking pet robot

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Roasted

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Prisoner still life painting.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'Picasso'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."