Ancestry Admirer Prints

"And these are my ancestors. . . Malcom. The mighty, Simon the Strong, Byron the Brave. . . And Fenwick the Flatulent . . . We don't talk about him much!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

A trevor of trainspotters

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

The Kali De Milo.

Medusa and Perseus.

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Teddy Roosevelt

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Antiques

'One of my forebears.'

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Mangle

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"Mum, just curious: when you did the family tree, did you research all the way back to our ancestors on Noah's ark?"

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Early career fair

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'