Ancestry Aficionado Prints

'I'm only interested in locating wealthy relatives.'

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Billy listened spell-bound as his grandfather told him magical tales about the adventures of his ancestors.

"The results of our genetic testing have come in, and it appears you may share some DNA with the people of – get this – Easter Island."

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

'My mother was a race horse. My father was a stablehand who got five years for sodomy.'

'He's so lazy, he only traced his family tree back as far as himself!'

'One of my forebears.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Second hand furniture.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Several generations live together in Cuba

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Family DNA

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I think it was an election year."

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''