Genealogy Seeker Prints

Ancestors.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Family DNA

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Welsh airport arrivals.

'He's got your nose.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

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"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'I've turned into my mother.'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

How Moms explain.

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."