Family Tree Explorer Prints

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

'He's got your nose.'

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'My grandpa was a Pole.'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'I didn't even know there WERE people like this!'

'I started a family tree too, but I gave it up fairly quickly: Way too many relatives...'

"I know her from somewhere. She's either my mother or my daughter."

"Oh, that one? Hmmm, to be honest, I'm not sure if he's my son, grandson, great grandson or just a neighbour..."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'There's no stigma in being brought up by apes - I was an adopted child too.'

Man: 'My family tree is infested with termites.'

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

"Do you think he's taking this security blanket thing a bit too seriously?"

'Instead of a baby sister, Dear, Daddy and I will give you your choice between kitten or puppy.'

"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"

'I've traced out family tree back to some lizards in the Mesozoic era.'

'Well, he's the only boyfriend I didn't dump immediately. . . Stay on your toes, mister. The jury's still out.'

'Just between you and me, I'm descended from very small dinosaurs.'

'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'

"I traced my family tree. This is it."

"The sitter's here, honey!"

"Let's see now...genealogy books...genealogy books..."

"The Real Housewives of Real Households"

"Thanks for the birthday gift, but what will I do with a gift card to a toy store?"

'You are such a drama queen! Heaven knows where you get that from!'