Family Tree Tracers Gifts

'Just between you and me, I'm descended from very small dinosaurs.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'He's got your nose.'

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'There's no stigma in being brought up by apes - I was an adopted child too.'

Man: 'My family tree is infested with termites.'

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

"As if we didn't already know too much about ourselves, we're having our DNA done."

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"

Evolution explained.

'I've traced out family tree back to some lizards in the Mesozoic era.'

'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'

"Let's see now...genealogy books...genealogy books..."

'You are such a drama queen! Heaven knows where you get that from!'

GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'

"I didn't want the family business but ten years ago on take-your-child-to-work day my father wouldn't let me go home again."

'I come from a long line of Sunday roasts...'

"You're the hardest client we've ever had."

The lake is peaceful today. Hardly! Danger lurks! You never know when nature will strike. That's negative, Nana. Hi! Is Twig here? See what I mean? I'll go get her!

'A regular chip off the old bottle.'

"...then I take out one of these, ll them it's an ancestor, and try to sell it to them."

'One day son, all this will be asset stripped.'

'I started a family tree too, but I gave it up fairly quickly: Way too many relatives...'

'Try searching Criminal Records for your father's family history.'