Family Tree Digger Pillows

Family DNA

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'He's got your nose.'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'There's no stigma in being brought up by apes - I was an adopted child too.'

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

"As if we didn't already know too much about ourselves, we're having our DNA done."

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

Man at desk researching through papers.

"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"

Evolution explained.

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

She's got your eyes.

"Our ancestors used all the hair genes."

'Just between you and me, I'm descended from very small dinosaurs.'

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'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'

"I traced my family tree. This is it."

"Let's see now...genealogy books...genealogy books..."

'I started a family tree too, but I gave it up fairly quickly: Way too many relatives...'

"You're the hardest client we've ever had."