Family Tech Support Team Gifts

"Yes, I did throw the ball and break the lamp. But before you punish me, keep in mind who fixes your computer and phone."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Computer Expert

Geek fairies

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Torn-Off Mouse.

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Hardware and software

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

Man feeding his computer money.

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

I've always been slower than computers...

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Tech support...can I help you!

Early Tech Support

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

Kevin had a computer virus.

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Virtual Beach

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