Family Tech Support Gifts

'Ah-ha! I found the problem, dad.'

'I'm counting on you to explain to your parents how to view the e-updates on the healthcare plan.'

'Due to budget cuts, our school is not distributing report cards. They are available online for download. Luckily, I'm the only one in my family that is computer literate, not that I'll make changes or anything...'

Do we have to go to Nana's? Yes. Through the ages, children were expected to work for their elders. They helped the family function. But that was for farmers. Now is no different. Let's go! I connected your printer. Your email is working. Can you update my FaceBook profile?

"I shouldn't have to pay you for showing me how to record a programme."

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

"We got you a computer for your Birthday, grandpa."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Gadget geek.

Geek fairies

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

Torn-Off Mouse.

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

If Disney was a software company

Terry had a computer bug.

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

Rudy tries to assess his relationship with laurel on the gadget scale -- A sophisticated way for a young man to understand his emotions. I would give up my iPod and my iPhone for her. Okay. Then I must ask an essential question. Are you prepared to share passwords? Do I have salesman-customer confidentiality? Depends how much you spend. Computer Villa.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'